On June 27, there is a total of 365 Swine flu cases in $ingapore. The first case was reported on May 26. The new cases are adding up quickly. On June 11, the World Health Organisation declared a Swine flu pandemic.

Despite paying $ingapore’s ministers multi-million dollar salaries, the island was the first to slip into a deep recession, waste tens of billions on soured investments and is now impotent in stopping the spread of swine flu.

June is the holiday month in $heep City. With more people outdoors, the chances of catching the airborne disease rises. There’s nothing unique about $ingapore, except that its ministers demand and are paid multi-million dollar salaries. They are the highest paid civil servants in the world.